Journals: 12/10-14

12/10
Have you ever experienced major appliance failure?

One time our washer failed. For a long time, we had to take our close to the laundromat. It took a lot change to wash six people's clothing.

12/11
Rudolph died. (Bulb burned out) Name his replacement.

Rudolph will be replaced by headlights. Santa should have thought of this years ago. Rudolph's nose could not possibly be brighter than a set of headlights.

12/12
Favorite holiday cookie?

My favorite holiday cookie is the classic chocolate chip. None can compare to this cookie. If anyone to says otherwise, it is an abomination.

12/14
What would you name a female calico kitten?

I always thought Jaimie is a good female cat name. I like the name Jaimie for a kitten. I look at a can and I think Jaimie.